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There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!

 If you genuinely love someone:
Don't ever decorate their eyes with tears;
Their ears with lies;
And their heart with a wound!

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

If I could take one thing away from us, it would be distance. Terribly, miss you babe!

What's the difference between Lady Diana and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.  

Buhat Chahenge Tumhe, Magar Bhula Na Sakenge;
Khayalon Mein Kissi Aur Ko La Na Sakenge;
Kissi Ko Dekh Kar Aansu To Ponch Lagein;
Magar Kabhi Aapke Bina Muskura Na Sakenge! 

Dance like no one's around;
Sing like no one's listening;
Eat like no one's watching;
Like even if you're not on Facebook;
And Tweet like no one's following!

Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of yours.

A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, hard work, sacrifice and love!

I love you because I need you;
I need you because I love you.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
'Yah'.
"Yah who?"
"Naaah, bro! I prefer Google."  

I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common. 

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face.
And the sparkle of my heart.
Without you, I shall always remain poker face!

Every wife is like "terms and conditions" of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

Indian and South African T20 Cricket teams met again today
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at the airport!

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